Sign up for a lecture with a man in a trance
Youll see the saints are all a step below the masters
Listen and believe what youre going to receive
And maybe youll avoid the next disaster

Pop gurus got a message for you
And were all following
Were all following

Keep your power and your promise
And erase all your sins
And you can be all priestesses and healers
If they can be divine, then so can you
And so are all the prostitutes and dealers

While angels move like photons
The skeptics persist
If you want a past life you can have one
Swimming in the gene pool before we exist
Do you have your rubber gloves on?

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