Chillin' in Salisbury on the corner of Oldstone. Gotta go out tonight and get some beer. Natalie called me this morning. She was buggin' out. I said to her that, "I don't care. I'm chillin'." Rolled out of bed; put on my hat went downstairs; yelled at my dad. Didn't have no butts, so I had to go. Got in my car; drove to Texaco. Didn't have my brand. I got so pissed. Got on the phone; called up Chris. Sometimes I wonder, haven't I suffered enough. It's just a day in the life of Joel. Got my bait; my rod. Gonna catch me some bass. Well, tonight I hope I catch a piece of ass. Went to Liberty Lunch to get some 40s for my friends. I'm the only one with a fake I.D. Sometimes I wonder, am I having too much fun?

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