(leonard phillips/stan lee)

Im drivin my pickup truck
Im feelin mean and Im getting drunk
I drive all over town
Find a little critter and I run it down
Hit the brights and watch em freeze
Turn a little animal into head-cheese

Oh, its roadkill
Drivin around in my automobile
For roadkill
Aint gonna stop til I get my fill

Out there by the side of the road
Might be a bunny or maybe a toad
Its guts are hanging out
Only one eye and part of a snout
I still dont think its dead
Put it in reverse and squish its head

Oh, its roadkill
Drivin around in my automobile
For roadkill
Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill
Roadkill
Aint gonna pay their hospital bills
Roadkill
Kill a little critter just to get my thrill

Are you gonna run em down right now?
Yeah, Im gonna run em down right now

If you drive 405
You wont find anything left alive
Suckin suds while Im makin time
Squashin little animals flat as a dime
These critters dont have a prayer
I just ran over smokey the bear

Now hes roadkill
Drivin around in my automobile
For roadkill
Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill
Roadkill
Aint gonna pay their hospital bills
Roadkill
Kill a little critter just to get my thrill
I love roadkill

Hit the lights
Squeeze em in my sights
Somebodys pet gonna need a vet
Ran one over but he aint dead yet
This trucks a killin machine
Pedal to the metal and Im feelin free
Somebodys kittys gonna need a hysterectomy

I love roadkill

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