By dean friedman

Superman is a friend of mine. he drops by my house all the time.
Hes no different than me or you. he even helps start the barbecue.
And when the rest of the guests get there,
He grills those burgers medium rare. and im

Hob-nobbin sharin a meal with the man of steel.
Hob-nobbin hangin loose with a guy named bruce.
Hob-nobbin partee with the cats from dc.
Hob-nobbin with batman and robin

Whos that raidin the refridgerator? its none other than the caped crusader.
The boy wonder is in the den, playing five card stud with the x-men.
And though I know its not polite to point. but theres the joker and the penguin and theyre smokin a joint. and im

Hob-nobbin make the scene with wolverine
Hob-nobbin talking trash with the flash
Hob-nobbin gettin in the swing with the thing
Hob-nobbin with batman and robin

Daredevil hes the man without fear eatin jalapeno peppers with a cold beer.
The green hornet and kato too, and all they ever do is argue.
Silver surfer hes so cool, floatin on his board in my swimming pool. and im

Hob-nobbin shootin the breeze with mr. freeze
Hob-nobbin gettin tight with the dark knight
Hob-nobbin sharin a feast with the beast
Hob-nobbin with batman and robin

Anytime Im feelin less than zero.
I get together with the superheros.

Had a little problem, it wasnt too drastic. got a helpin hand from mr. fantastic.
Someone locked the bathroom on the 2nd floor.
So, he reached through the window and he opened the door.
But when we walked in we were thunderstruck - supergirl was in the bath with howard the duck. and im

Hob-nobbin cruisin the room with dr. doom
Hob-nobbin sippin cider with ghost rider
Hob-nobbin talkin up a storm with the storm
Hob-nobbin with batman and robin

Sometimes spiderman, he swings by. hes a pretty introspective guy.
Hes not all that dynamic. likes to hang around in his webbed hammock.
But let me tell you, spideys in for a shock. cause gwendolyns dancin with doc oc. and im

Hob-nobbin gonna linger with the web-slinger
Hob-nobbin hob-nobbin with the hob-goblin
Hob-nobbin just chillin with the master villain
Hob-nobbin with batman and robin

After a while the teenagers appear. we send em out for pizza and beer.
When they return the music is pumpin, the temperatures hot and the joint is jumpin.
Thank stan and his gang and the cats from dc.
Superheros sure know how to party.

Hob-nobbin make the scene with wolverine
Hob-nobbin talking trash with the flash
Hob-nobbin shootin the breeze with mr. freeze
Hob-nobbin with batman and robin

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