now, i understand some of ya don't know sarah jean,
so i'll tell ya a little bit about her..
she's a lesbian eskimo midget albino.

she went to college and she started the lesbian midget eskimo albino student union,
and 400 people signed up!!
there they were..hundreds of 'em,
lesbian eskimo left handed midget albinos,

did i mention the fact that she's left handed?
she's left handed alright..

girl's got some strange hobbies,
one of her hobbies is luring children into open man-holes,
which is kinda difficult,
'cause a lot of the children are taller than her,
her being a midget and everything..

or her being a left handed midget..
or her being a left handed lesbian midget..
or her being a left handed lesbian albino midget..
or her being a lesbian left handed albino midget eskimo..
life can be pretty difficult on that young lady.

she bit me once, ya now.
right here, you see this?
left a mark..

she was luring a friend of mine's kid into the sewer,
and i run up and try to stop her,
i said, 'listen there, you lesbian midget left handed albino! you stop right there!'
and she bit me..

i'm afraid i'm gonna, i'm gonna turn into a lesbian left handed midget albino when the moon is full.
O MY GOD, the moon is full tonight,
i can feel myself shrinking,
i can feel myself getting left handed,
i can feel myself getting the urge to build an EEEgloo,
i can feel my skin turning white and my eyes getting red,
i can feel..i can feel the urge to buy a suzanne vega ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

o..okay, it was just gas..

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