([Voice one:] Fuck you. Drunk like you were.
Are you sobered up yet?
[Voice two:] Yeah, I was never drunk, you idiot.
[Voice one:] You said you were down the Shamrock,
you must have had two beers down there. That's enough
to get you drunk, you can't hold your damn... a drop
of liquor for christ's sake!)

It's been a long time
It's been a long time
It's been a long time
Since I been home
It's been a long time
It's been a long time
It's been a long time
Since I been home

Yeah I've been drinkin'
Yeah I've been drunk
I lost my shirt on a game of stud

If she don't kill me
The Whiskey Will [x4]

I had two shots
I hit the jukebox
From Merle Haggard's the Bottle Let Me Down
Jack in a bottle, Jack in a cup
Jack on the rocks or Jack straight up
No more tobacco
My time to run
I'm stumblin' home for a bottle of some

It's been a long time
It's been a long time
It's been a long time
Since I been home

If she don't kill me
The Whiskey Will [x4]

SOLO!

It's been a long time
It's been a long time
It's been a long time
Since I been home

Yeah I've been drinking
Yeah I've been drunk
I lost my shirt on a game of stud

If she don't kill me
The Whiskey Will [x9]

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