(lyrics scabies, music captain)

Ill be the ticket if youre my collector

Ive got the fare if youre my inspector

Ill be the luggage, if youll be the porter

Ill be the parcel if youll be my sorter


(chorus)

Just for you heres a love song

Just for you heres a love song

And it makes me glad to say

Its been a lovely day

And its okay


Ill be the mail, youll be the guard

Ill be the ink on your season ticket card

Ill be the rubbish, youll be the bin

Ill be the paint on the sign if youll be the tin


(chorus)

(chorus)

Its okay

Its okay