the home viewers just don't care they're getting tired of the regular fare they want something new and it isn't there so here it comes, the big idea the public trustworthy panacea completely different from the other shows with a message as plain as the blood on his nose everything, everything's in order real life cops and parameds saving lives and busingheads brought to you safe in your beds today's suspect could be nearby call us up if you see the guy operators are standing by hey kids! come and see look upon the face of the enemy what do you care if we beat or kill him he's not a person, he's a cartoon villain everythin, everthing's in order real live thugs for you to blame turn one in and share the fame a primt-time hero with your name and don't it make you feel safe to watch them ply their trade to know you're not behind the whell of that smashed up car to have been there at the moment someone's life fell apart the advertisers and the network bosses are the future of due process appointed moral guardians to serve and protect the home audience

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