I belong to the church of the well-endowed man
My members big as a grizzly bears head
My pants cant hide the bulge God gave to me

Im proud of the width and the length of my part
You should see me break the young girls hearts
I always draw a crowd when I take a pee

Well I dont mean to brag but my main piece drags
And when I got to bed the mattress sags
Its hard to doze when youre long as a firehose
Oh lemmee tell ya...

We belong to the church of the well-endowed man
If you measured us in feet wed be over ten
Thank you lord for making us well-endowed men

Thank you lord for making us well-endowed men.

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