Vitaminimal escape from parity
stole my nightmares to distribute for charity
Discouraged option to request amends
severe reprisal from gore-texR and friends

Advertised compassion burnout
let the creamy lather flood my day
Wash away the filth eternal
mass appeal disbarment came to stay

Money speaks (or rather shouts)
I can sure underhear what it's talking about
It's a year of ancient mendicity opulence
Almost lifelike brutal tragedies
diversive shots of distant atrocities
Propagandic downpour can't quench the thirst
tomorrow certainly I'll do my worst

Independence stops at anthems
but the trapdoor wants a say
Eloquent detergent poultry
make the wizard look my way

Democratic acquisition
spending power wants a say
Wash away the filth eternal
let the creamy lather flood my day

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