Lets get jiggy with it
My front wont crank, I owe the bank
I wanna payem back, right now I cant
My record went gold half a million sold
My wallet was fat, but I spent all that (all that)
Just when I bought things I couldnt afford
Now Uncle Sams knocking on my door
All this stress Im so depressed
Do not mess with the IRS
Loan sharks say its time to pay
Says I got to the end of the day
Nothing left to do but pray, PRAY
(Hell) give (me) one more day
Shania Im broke I need help right away
I blew what little bit a money I made
You and me were on CMT
So why cant I seem to make ends meet
Radio Shack keeps a billin me
They say theyre gonna repo my color TV
So pick up the phone throw the man a loan
Say (Youll) Pay
Shania Im broke
Im poor as hell, cant you tell
Thats why I got my house for sale
I try in vain but its not the same
I just cant emulate Mutt Lang
Have you gotta place that I can stay
Maybe just for a couple a days
Check with Mutt see if its OK
Say (the) word (Im) on my way
Shania Im broke and I need a payday
If you got an extra million send a little my way
If Shania was mine I wouldnt make me a dime
So I had to still your song just one more time
Looky whos back its Cledus T
I know you thought you heard the last of me
This aint no joke youre my only hope
Hey (today) Shania Im broke
Ohhh write a check will ya
Hey Shania Ill tell you what Ill do
If youll let me borrow $135 to pay my stretch Yugo payment
Ill give you four free haircuts and a bang trim
and even sing background on your next record
Hey, Hey, Hey
Shania Im broke Im ashamed to say
That Super Bowl bet d

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