He fell in love with the au pair
When she ran her fingers through his hair
And said: its silky
He knew, of course, that he ought to be feeling guilty
But, no, he didnt care at all

He hadnt felt this great in years
Meanwhile, his wifes upstairs, in tears
Well, its so corny
Her worlds turned upside down because he felt horny
So tell me, how can it be fair?

But as they drive away she wonders just how long
Itll take for him to realise how much hes wrong

And when he comes home in disgrace
Shell slam the door right in his face
Well its so sleazy
(her: I wish you could see me in a white dress, looking divine)
He wont find coming back here quite as easy
(her: I wish you could hear me sing like I did, my hymns and rhymes)
As he found going away

But as they disappear she hopes it wont be long
Before he ends up realising that hes wrong

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