Ill be the girl with the long blond hair
And the really pale skin if you care
I sit in the corner of the room
Cross-legged and quiet
Filled with doom

I never ever liked the smell in here
Its cold and wet and reeks of beer
The lights are turned out permanently
But thats ok
Cause I dont want to see

Wayne - wait for me
And take me up in your hot-air balloon
And feed me cotton candy
Wayne - pray for me
cause Ill be there in a couple of years
Until then, wait for me

Whos the strange lady
With the big silly hair
And berries on her face
Dressed like a pear
Do I really have to hold her hand
And pretend shes my mommy
Youre wife and man
(when I know youre not my mommy)
Its crowded and I feel lost in here
Im trying to find a familiar fear
I look everywhere but I just cant see
Theres not anything that reminds me of me

You made me feel as fresh as flowers
Under these rocks and stones

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