[tommy:] what did I do wrong?
[cerys:] oh you nearly drove me cuckoo
[tommy:] am I really all that bad?
[cerys:] youre worse than hannibal lecter, charlie manson, freddy
Krueger
[tommy:] why are we still together?
[cerys:] oh I cant leave you till youre dead f
[tommy:] you mean till death do us part
[cerys:] I mean like cyanide, strangulation or an axe to your head
[tommy:] it was lucky for us I turned the radio on
[cerys:] they say that music soothes the savage
[tommy:] there was something in that voice that stopped us seeing red
[both]: the two of us would surely have ended up dead
You stopped us from killing each other (tom jones, tom jones)

Youll never know but you saved our lives (tom jones, tom jones)
[cerys:] Ive never thrown my knickers at you
[tommy:] and I dont come from wales
[tommy:] still havent solved our problem
[cerys:] you mean we hate each others guts
[tommy:] still wanna poison your
[cerys:] and I still wanna cut off your
[tommy:] i phoned the marriage guidance
[cerys:] i tied the phone line round your
[tommy:] Im sick of all this hatred
[cerys:] well thatll be the arsenic making you sick
[tommy:] you were about to drive me over the edge of a cliff

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