(lyrics are written by Glenn A Dykstra) Global Warming Christmas I (No Snow in Tim Buck Too)

On one warm december day
Santa put his sleigh away
He stroked his beard in a worrisome way
And told his reindeer to go and play (repeat )

This is not the way it's always been
This global warming made the ice too thin
Boy oh boy what am I going to do
There isn't any snow in Tim Buck Too (repeat)

(Chorus--- Children's voices)
There isn't any snow in Tim Buck Too
It's all melting at the North Pole too
We've got to stop making that CO2
Cause there isn't any snow in Tim BuckToo

Santa sadly entered his shop
He looked at the toys from bottom to top
He cleaned up puddles with a brand new mop
My sleigh won't slide in this muddy slop (repeat)

He read a letter from a girl named Pooh
I think I'll call her in Tim Buck Too
This global warming is really a dud
My sleigh and reindeer are stuck in the mud (repeat)

Chorus or instrumental

Hello there Pooh in Tim Buck Too
North Pole calling, you know who
We've got a problem concerning you
Christmas is cancelled, Boo-hoo-hoo (repeat)

Unless I can figure a new way to roll
I'm spending my Chistmas at the old North Pole
Unless we can get a big snow storm
Doesn't look like Christmas can ever be born (rep.)

Well, gee-whiz Santa, Pooh replied
Put some wheels on so you can glide
There's nothing that says a sleigh has to slide
When you get here I'd sure like a ride (repeat)

The very next day Santa went to the mart
He bought some wheels, he felt real smart
He loaded his sleigh, which now was a cart
His reindeer were happy and ready to start (repeat)

When he took off you could hear him sing
with these new tires I can do anything
This global warming we'll just have to fight
Not having Christmas is just not right (repeat)

He rolled into Houston and old St. Paw
He skidded off the runway in Omaha
He got a speeding ticket in Arkansas
It was the best darn Christmas that he ever saw (rep

He dropped of a bike for a girl named pooh (slower)
But there wasn't any snow in Tim Buck Too

Chorus

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Thanks to (Glenn A Dykstra) for correcting these lyrics. Jul 1, 2008

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