She's dreamin' about a steak, it gets her teeth hot
Within a minute or two, she's startin' to chew
She's coughing up a clot

Blood-soaked slices, ripe and raw
Shredded pulp from jaw to jaw
The aftertaste of fiber-paste is salty denouement

Well, why don't we all dig in, and suck us up some innard?
This here pig's been dead a long long time
I been around awhile, been lunched and brunched and dinnered
And nothing beats a sweaty slab of prime

She's no vegetarian, she's nobody's fool
She packs in pounds of greasy grounds
You can smell it in her stool

She's dreamin' about a steak, it gets her teeth hot, hot
Within a minute or two, she's startin' to chew
She's coughing up a clot

Not dead yet, but gettin' close, so close
Pretty soon she's comatose
A victim of a poisoned protein overdose

Well, why don't we all dig in, and suck us up some innard?
This here pig's been dead a long, long, long, long, long, long time
I been around awhile, been lunched and brunched and dinnered
And nothing beats a, nothing beats a sweaty slab of prime

She's no vegetarian, she's nobody's fool
She packs in pounds of greasy grounds
You can smell it in her stool

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