Kick back sippin on a cold one
Just chillin out in the hot sun
When you stepped in front of me
And it was very plain to see

You're the girl that every guy dreams of
Make up is not a must for everyone
You're living proof of that cause you've got none

I might not be the king of fashion
But I know that plastic girls with drawn on faces melt out in the sun
And I might be a stupid bastard
But I know that everyone, everybody needs someone like you

So I sat and watched you just walk by
Didn't have the balls to even say hi
Cause you might turn out to be a bitch
And that ruin my image of the perfect girl that I've been dreamin of
So I smiled and thought about you one last time
And how I'd love to have you by my side

I might not be the king of fashion
But I know that plastic girls with drawn on faces melt out in the sun
And I might be a stupid bastard
But I know that everyone, everybody needs someone like you

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