Ahahahah
Ugly Rita, just got laid
Ugly Rita, just got laid

Ugly Rita, just got laid
Nothing can come between her
When it gets light, she takes your heart away
Standing by, an ugly Rita
when you cant eat your pittia
Filling in the gaps with as much as you could
In a club, she seems much older
A handbag on her shoulder
Some how looks like a nasty man
Ugly Rita, just got laid
How was it for you I ask discreetly
‘What do you mean you wont drink tea with me?’ so she said.
RITA

You take her out
She tried to feed ya
Moments left, you ate her dinner
don’t tell her you want to see her again
Need some pills?
Because of Rita
Took her home, you really hate it
Sitting in her bedroom
With a thought for two
Ohh
Ugly Rita, just got laid
Where had she been without you
Giving a wink and that this song weren’t true
Sexy Rita, Rita Hey
Sexy Rita, Rita Hey
But (instead) Ugly Rita, just got laid
Ugly Rita, just got laid
Ugly Rita, just got laid

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