"Breaking news regarding the horrific tragedy with our nation's space program. Apparently there has been a malfunction of unknown origin aboard the USS Gloria, the manned spacecraft currently in orbit around Saturn's moon, Titan. Preliminary reports say that the spacecraft began venting gasses into space that propelled it into the dark side of Titan. The crew is now out of radio contact, and officials at the Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas believe that the possibilities of the crew's survival and landing on the moon to be very, very slim. Right now, they are hoping that the craft is somehow remained in a stagnant position in the eclipsed orbit of Titan which would allow for their survival until a rescue effort could be executed. Presently, there is no way for us to know if they are alive, or dead. Our hopes and prayers go out to you all. God speed."

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