(lyrics are written by Brad Paisley) The Grand Old Opry theatre proudly presents:
Spaghetti Western Swing

They rode in from the east
West
They rode in from the west
On Clydesdale's
Noo you got it all wrong
Ahh what do you know
Who's tellin' this story?
I am!
Settle down
ooo

Many a good cowboy has told the story about mamma Lil Leeches restaurant
ooo the Italian food
or was it a Chinese restaurant?
They ordered spaghetti
You know theres nothin' like western spaghetti
and pasta primevera
But
They were out of spaghetti
Then there was an argument
And trouble ensued

So now they are being chased
That is not how it happened at all
Do you want it to be interesting or do want it to be true?!
So far it is neither

And shots were fired
Hurr'up they're gainin' on us!
Softer George, it's more effective
Hur-ry up, they are gainin' on us...
[Laughter]

Shoot low boys, they are riding Shetland ponies
Not you Jimmy, you shoot normal
[Laughter]

And they lived happily ever after
Tune in next time, for the compound buckaroo buffet

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