I need a fix of carbohydrates to get me high
Can't even be a little bit too late or I will die

To lazy to run up those hills
And to cheap to buy those pills
I just crashed my diet

I fill myself full of calories 'cause I just don't care
I think it's really neat to eat meat and I won't share

Won't try it
Won't try it at all

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