Down in Dakota County lives the Hook 'Em Cow
She's a looker, so we took her to the big pow-wow.
Come along and see her, say how-de-do and take a bow
Very glad to meet you she's the Hook 'Em Cow.
Hook 'Em Cow, hear the song a-rattling
Hook 'Em Cow, we're a-coming now
Hook 'Em Cow, shooting like a Gatling
Clear the street, you're going to meet the Hook 'Em Cow.
Now over at the pow-wow things were getting rough
All the kegs were fried, no-ones got enough.
Someone said "a burger," and though I thought it murder
We were lookin' to be cookin' up the Hook 'Em Cow.
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Hook 'Em Cow was lookin for a place to run
She's a ramblin' rovin' bovine with a Gatling gun.
But Old MacDonald shot her, Mr. Rogers joined the slaughter
They were loppin' and a choppin' up the Hook 'Em Cow.
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