Let me take you down to Yankee Stadium
where Strawberry fields,
while making drug deals,
and nothing seems to dry him out
Strawberry rehabs forever.

Living is easy for sports pro's,
who put their fan(nies) in the seat's.
A superstar can get messed up
but he can still cash out
if he can hit two-ninety-three.

And he won't come down,
cuz he love's his toot.
When Strawberry fields,
he's making drug deals
As long as he can hit 'em out,
Strawberrys stash lasts forever.

Now when he's swinging its strike three,
I'll bet he must be high on blow
And all the little kids will think that its alright
to get real high and grab a bat.

Let me take you down to Yankee Stadium
where Strawberry fields,
while making drug deals.
They're never gonna kick him out,
Strawberry rehabs forever.
Strawberry rehabs forever.
He'll probably relapse forever.

(baseball game, crowds cheering, cell phone rings...Strawberry answers his phone "Hey look man, I thought I told you never to call me at the game? Hey look I probably oughtta go I gotta fly ball comin at me, ok I'll talk to ya later" hangs up cell phone)

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