Alright, lonnie, junior, the band, the girls and i, were gonna do a song for you now, a little mac rise number.
Hey, all you married men, if youre tied up, you better stay tied up. because its cheaper to keep her.

Its cheaper to keep her
It is cheaper to keep her

When your little girl makes you mad
You get an attitude and pack your bag
Five little children that youre leaving behind
Youre gonna pay some alimony or do some time

Its cheaper to keep her (cheaper to keep her)
Its cheaper to keep her (cheaper to keep her)
See when you get to staring that judge in the face
Youre gonna wanna cuss the whole human race
Its cheaper to keep her (cheaper to keep her)
Too much to leave that little girl (cheaper to keep her)
Its cheaper, its cheaper, cheaper, its cheaper
Its cheaper, its cheaper
Its cheaper cheaper cheaper cheaper, yeah

You didnt pay for two dollars to bring the girl home
Now youre about to pay two thousand to leave alone
See another woman out there, you wanna make a change
She aint gonna watch you cause you wont have a damn thing

Its cheaper to keep her (cheaper to keep her)
Cheaper to keep her (cheaper to keep her)
The time you get to looking at the judge in the face
Youre gonna wanna cuss the whole human race
Its cheaper to keep her (cheaper to keep her)
Cost too much to leave (its cheaper to keep her)
Its cheaper, cheaper, its cheaper, its cheaper
Its cheaper, cheaper
Cheaper cheaper cheaper cheaper, yeah

If you decide to roam
And leave your happy home
You gotta pay the house note
The child support, your insurance
Alimony, morgage 1, morgage 2

Its cheaper to keep her
Its cheaper to keep her
Its cheaper to keep her
Its cheaper to keep her
Its cheaper to keep her
Its cheaper to keep her
Its cheaper to keep her
Its cheaper to keep her

Its cheaper, to keep her!

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