Got a lotta heart ache
Hes a fucken weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Want to make a deal

Cause I love your little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail

Hes a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to slayer
I would like to find him friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
Life just sucks, I lost the one, Im giving up she found someone
Theres plenty more, girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
Youll come back to me maybe
Ill shower you with lies

Got a lotta heart ache
Hes a fucken weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Want to make a deal

Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
Fuck the guy who took and ran away

Hes a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to slayer
I would like to find him friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
Fuck this place, I lost the war, I hate you all, your moms a whore
Wheres my dog? girls are such a drag

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