(please note the person(s) who submitted
blacker lyrics to absolutelyric.com was not
very accurate)

You can't take a joke
You don't drink no coke
You scream if you get a poke
You are a sensitive yoke

You don't have no dreams
Of fellows or lightning beams
You're slack or so it seems
And you don't like baked beans

You've gotta take a ride on the wild side
You've gotta take a ride on the wild side
Oh oh oh oh, yeah yeah yeah

You're handbag just aint wide
You cry if someone's crucified
It's just yesterday since you last cried
Gee, you'd think that someone died

You gotta take a ride on the wild side
You gotta take a ride on the wild side
Oh oh oh oh, yeah yeah yeah

You spent a weekend with me
And it was just too mild
But since you've been with me
You've turned just a little more wild

You took a ride on the wild side
You took a ride on the wild side
Oh oh oh oh, yeah yeah yeah

I know you've turned more hype
but still you're not my type

(You took a ride on the)wild side
On the wild side
The crazy the lazy you've now seen the wild side
yeah..

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