Yo dude
What? you talking to me?
Yeah you hairy mofo
When was the last time you had a shower
Well, er, I guess, um, a week ago?
Oh come on man how old are you
30? 35? 40? You gotta shower everyday man!
Look, I can't afford it ok?
No, not ok sneak into a leisure centre or something
and shower there for god's sakes
Do you wanna go 'round smelling like s**t all day?
Man you are disgusting this conversation is over
(sound of somebody walking away)
Yeah, you better run!
What did you say?
Er, nothing
(Sounds of people fighting- bang smack etc.)
Next time I'll kick your freaking head off!

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