dear mom i'm sorry for being such an ass
I killed the cat i broke your glass
i'm sorry i'm such a pain in the neck
nobody's perfect but what the heck
i'm sorry that i didn't pay attention
I'm sorry that I'm on suspension
It wasn't me, honestly, It was joe
I'm a good boy

Dear dad i'm sorry for kicking your ass
I know you're weak and soft like grass
I shouldn't have listened to the voices in my head
It's not my fault, it's paranoia
i'm sorry for robbing all your booze
and giving it to hobo dudes
I didn't want to but they made me
i'm a good boy

Dear drug dealer i'm sorry i kissed your ass
then you knocked me out with a bit of brass
i thought if i sucked up you'd let me go
See, i'm depressed so now you know
I'm sorry i gave you in to the cops
Telling them you was growing illegal "crops"
I wouldn't have done it if you had been nice
I'm a good boy

Dear rover i'm sorry for booting you hard in the ass
whilst you was sniffing the drug grown grass
i'm sorry that i stood on your tail
it wasn't my fault, i was pissed on ale
i'm sorry that i didn't give you doggy treats
it's not my fault the tin was jammed
i'm a good boy

dear joe i'm really sorry for blaming your ass
you was actually in the gym that day
but i'm already in so much trouble
i guess i'm not such a good boy

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