This is limited edition
On icky-coloured vinyl in a poster pack
This is....
Get more information send the postcard back
This is....
To get the extra songs buy the 2 cds
This is....
And collector fever is killing me

Raygun, raygun, do you gotta raygun...

This is funded by a major
But shabbily packaged to pretend that its cool
This is a fake indie label
Release the records you want but yr under our rule
This is limited edition
With a nice little sticker and a personal number
This is limited edtion
How they sell it so cheap its no longer a wonder

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