YOU BEEYATCH, YOU ARE A GAY BASTARD, HAHAHA!

Kiss my hairy ass,
I'll see you in class,
I can see through you
Your lies are like glass,

There is no way
You are not gay,
Even though that's
Not what you say.

CHORUS:

Fag fag fag,
Pukin in a plastic bag,
Your momma was a slutty hag,
Posing in a porno mag.
YOU'RE A FAG!

It's easy to deny,
That you're in love with another guy,
But you like shopping and you like ballet,
Just admit you're gay.

(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

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