Chances are you've heard this
But your headphones mute your equilibrium
Hearing tests the mattress hit the mistress fooled
But nothing ever felt this good

Wake you up and shake you
But your motor skills still speak in slurs

Court jester don't kill the humor [x2]

Chances are you've cursed this
The volume of the speakers must be proud

Don't change your tune
A princess' work is never done
In the bed and breakfast beck and call

Wake you up and shake you
But your motor skills still speak in slurs

Court jester don't kill the humor [x2]
Eeyor chase your own [x2]
Court jester don't kill the humor [x2]

Brown shirt italian cut
Goose step and call our bluff
Will your ears ring the tetinitus chorus goes
Will the decibels work as bifocals
[x2]

Chances are you've heard this
Chances are you've cursed this again
Don't change your tune
In hearing tests again

Court jester don't kill the humor [x3]
Eeyor chase your own [x2]
Court jester don't kill the humor

Brown shirt italian cut
Goose step and call our bluff
Will your ears ring the tetinitus chorus goes
Will the decibels work as bifocals
[x2]

Brown shirt italian cut
Goose step and call our bluff
[x2]

Chances are you've heard this
Chances are you've cursed this again

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