This is sadness and heres what you can do with it
Leave it in a dumpster for the garbage man to find
This is disappointment and heres what you can do with it
Punch it in the stomach and blacked both its eyes

And rest assured that you dont have to worry
I can face your ghost alone
Turn off the telephone and close the curtains
Caspers coming home

This is sadness and heres what you can do with it
Tie it to a cinder block and shove it in the lake
This is disappointment and heres what you can do with it
Lay it out in a casket and drop it in a grave

And rest assured that you dont have to worry
I can face your ghost alone
Turn off the telephone and close the curtains
Caspers coming home

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