Ohhhh...
Santas coming and hes gonna kick your ass
Hes gonna kick your ass
Hes gonna kick your ass
Santas coming and hes gonna kick your ass
cause youve always been a rotten little brat

Reindeer coming and theyre gonna bite your wreath
Theyre gonna chew your welcome mat
Swallow your kitty cat
Reindeer coming and theyre gonna eat your begonias
cause santa hasnt fed them in a month

Santas coming and hes gonna kick your ass
Hes gonna kick your ass
Hes gonna kick your ass
Santas coming and hes gonna kick your ass
cause hes sick of shoveling snow and reindeer poo

Elves are coming and theyre gonna steal your turkey
Wreck your tv
Burn down your christmas tree
Elves are coming and theyre gonna trash your home
cause they aint got nothing else to do

Santas loaded with attitude
Hes loud and drunk and smelly and rude
His workshops been closed by an auditor
And mrs. claus ran off with her chiropractor.

Santas coming and hes gonna kick your ass
Hes gonna kick your ass
Hes gonna kick your ass
Santas coming and hes gonna kick your ass
cause hes had a really crappy year

Ow, my bum hurts...

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