Baby I wanna tell you all my hopes and dreams and fears
But Im watching television, could you get me another beer
Theres wrestling and pro football on, I hope you understand
I must watch it all for I am a man

And a man has needs
And a man has desires
Eternal fires that burn, burn, burn
And a man he bleeds
And a man he perspires
til the stains show on his shirt

I missed our anniverary and the birth of our son
It was beyond my control, my team was on a playoff run
Oh baby, baby, baby, you mean everything to me
But could you move your butt, youre blocking the tv?

And a man has needs
And a man has desires
Eternal fires that burn, burn, burn
And a man he bleeds
And a man he does tire
Gets sleepy and naps on the couch

Oh baby, oh honey, oh darling, oh pudding, what are you doing with that suitcase? leaving me? what do you mean we dont communicate? were talking all the time. were talk about-- ooh! monster t
! that little volkswagon aint got no chance against the cowcrusher! cmon cowcrusher, crush that little volks-- youre gone. I hope she left me one of them pudding pops. theyre tasty.

And a man has needs
And a man has desires
Eternal fires that burn, burn, burn
And a man he bleeds
And he shops at canadian tire
And he always keeps his coupons

And a man has needs
And a man has desires
Eternal fires that burn, burn, burn
And a man he bleeds
And a man he expires
And he cried when wayne gretzky retired

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