I used to be an altar boy
And every Sunday I'd go to church
And I'd get beat up by a kid named Corey Shields (Corey Shields)
And I swore someday I'd kill him
Break in his house and kill his mom
His cat, his dad, his dog
But I'm over that now, I'm mature
If the bombs fall I'll catch them
I love everyone
If the bombs fall I'll catch them
I love everyone
There's a record store called Salzers
I applied there twice for a part-time job
And each time that I did, well they turned me down
And I swore someday I'd go back, burn it down
And watch all the arrogant clerks run around on fire
But I'm over that now, it's the new me
If the bombs fall I'll catch them
I love everyone
If the bombs fall I'll catch them
I love everyone
Someday the sky will open
All these vengeful fantasies couldn't possibly be true
But these are desperate times, I'm a desperate man
And I'll see you on the news
If the bombs fall I'll catch them
I love everyone
If the bombs fall I'll catch them
I love everyone
I love everyone

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