YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE FUCKING THE MAILMAN
YOU THREW HER DOWN A FLIGHT OFF STAIRS
YOUR SON CAME HOME WITH 4 D'S AND AN F
YOU KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS AND IN THE FACE

IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE
I'D CONGRATULATE YOU FOR BEATING YOUR SPOUSE
I'D SHAKE YOUR HAND FOR BEATING YOUR SON
IF HE WAS MY SON, I'D TAKE OUT MY GUN

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER CAME HOME PREGNANT FOR THE 3'RD OR 4'TH TIME
YOU PUT ON YOUR BOOTS AND KICKED HER IN THE STOMACH
THEN YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE SUCKING THE MILKMAN'S DICK
SO YOU THREW HER DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN

IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE
ID OFFERED TO SHOOT YOUR NO-GOOD SPOUSE
IF I HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR TEENAGE SLUT
I'D GLADLY KICK HER IN THE GUT

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

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