Anal Cunt Lyrics


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  1. You're A Cop
  2. Punching Joe Bonni's Face In
  3. You're A Tready Fucking Pussy
  4. I Ate Your Horse
  5. Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Sill Suck You Fucking Towelhead
  6. Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed
  7. Bonus Track
  8. I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt
  9. Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache
  10. Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak
  11. You Play On A Softball Team
  12. Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You
  13. I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
  14. Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb
  15. Hebosaurus
  16. You Own A Store
  17. You're A Fucking Cunt
  18. I Lit Your Baby On Fire
  19. Hungry Hungry Hippos
  20. Women: Nature's Punching Bag
  21. You Live In A Houseboat
  22. Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
  23. I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
  24. I'm Not That Kind Of Boy
  25. Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
  26. I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid
  27. Johnny Violent Getting His Ann Kicked By Morrisey
  28. You Look Divorced
  29. 311 Sucks
  30. Locking Drop Dead In McDonalds
  31. Bonus Track #3
  32. I Wanna Grow Old With You
  33. Dictators Are Cool
  34. Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us
  35. I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human
  36. I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
  37. I Noticed That You're Gay
  38. Steroids Guy
  39. Van Full Of Retards
  40. Art Fag
  41. Into The Oven
  42. Kill Women
  43. Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis
  44. Pottery's Gay
  45. The South Won't Rise Again
  46. You Drive An Iroc
  47. Dumb, Fat and Gross
  48. Internet Is Gay
  49. Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
  50. I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler
  51. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
  52. I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
  53. Just The Two Of Us
  54. I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage
  55. Technology's Gay
  56. B.T./A.C.
  57. Walker, Texas Corpse
  58. Dead Beat Dads Are Cool
  59. You Look Adopted
  60. Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin
  61. I Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike's
  62. If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay
  63. Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
  64. Body By Auschvitz
  65. I'm Hitler
  66. I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
  67. I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die
  68. Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
  69. Furnace
  70. You're Dumb
  71. A1 Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie
  72. Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot
  73. Marc Payson Is A Drunk
  74. Because You're Old
  75. I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
  76. Gloves Of Metal
  77. I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
  78. You Can't Shut Up
  79. You Rollerblading Faggot
  80. Harvey Korman Is Gay
  81. Hootie And The Blowfish
  82. In My Heart There's A Star Named After You
  83. You're Gay
  84. I Fucked Your Wife
  85. Being Ignorant Is Awesome
  86. Hogging Up The Holocaust
  87. Big Pasts. Bigger Loser
  88. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
  89. I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
  90. It, You're A Metal Band
  91. All Our Fans Are Gay
  92. I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
  93. Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
  94. You've Got Cancer
  95. Branscombe Richmond
  96. Howard Wulkan Is Bald (Acoustic & Jazz Versions)
  97. I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
  98. If I Can't Have Hair
  99. I'm In Anal Cunt
  100. Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
  101. Howard Wulkan (Wesley Willis Version)
  102. Howard Wulkan's Bald
  103. I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present
  104. You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick
  105. Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
  106. You Are A Good Food Critic
  107. You've Got No Friends
  108. Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt
  109. Bald To The Bone
  110. Bonus Track #5
  111. My Woman, My Lover, My Friend
  112. You're In A Coma
  113. I'm Glad Jazz Faggots Don't Like Us Anymore
  114. I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
  115. Recycling Is Gay
  116. Richard Butler
  117. Dead, Gay And Dropped
  118. Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers
  119. You're Old (Fuck You)
  120. You Fucking Break
  121. You Go To Art School
  122. You Should Be Balding
  123. Greed Is Something That We Don't Need
  124. I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
  125. Mike Manan's Story
  126. Bill Scott's Dumb
  127. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
  128. I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song)
  129. Metamorphosis
  130. You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You
  131. Night On Bald Moutain
  132. Tom Arnold
  133. Your Kid Is Deformed
  134. We Just Disagree
  135. Tim Is Gay
  136. Obviously Adopted
  137. You (Fill In The Blank)
  138. You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
  139. Rich Goyette Is Gay
  140. Ballad Of Baldness
  141. Reni Auberjonois
  142. The Word Homophobic Is Gay
  143. The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
  144. You Got Date Raped
  145. I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could Watch It Die
  146. Woman, Nature's Punching Bag
  147. I Hope You Get Deported
  148. You Keep A Diary
  149. A Conversation With Howard Wulkan
  150. Windchimes Are Gay
  151. Saving Ourselves For Marriage
  152. Shut Up Mike, Pt.2
  153. You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
  154. 02657
  155. You Sell Cologne
  156. You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)
  157. Valujet
  158. You Are An Orphan
  159. You're Best Friend Is You
  160. Picnic Of Love
  161. The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. Is Awesome
  162. Howard Is Bald
  163. Waterfall Wishes
  164. You Are An Interior Decorator
  165. You Have Goals
  166. Sweatshops Are Cool
  167. Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
  168. Theme From Three Company
  169. Everyone In Limp Bizkit Should Be Killed
  170. American Woman
  171. Body By Auschwitz
  172. Shut Up Paul
  173. Flower Shop Guy
  174. Only Reason Men Talk To You Is To Get Laid You Stupid Fucking Cunt
  175. Stayin Alive
  176. Chump Change
  177. Brain Dead
  178. Unbelievable
  179. A-team Theme Song
  180. I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Woman
  181. I Lit Youre Baby On Fire
  182. Kyle From Incantation Has A Moustache
  183. Easy E Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury

In alphabetical order
  1. 02657
  2. 311 Sucks
  3. A Conversation With Howard Wulkan
  4. A-team Theme Song
  5. A1 Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie
  6. All Our Fans Are Gay
  7. American Woman
  8. Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot
  9. Art Fag
  10. B.T./A.C.
  11. Bald To The Bone
  12. Ballad Of Baldness
  13. Because You're Old
  14. Being Ignorant Is Awesome
  15. Big Pasts. Bigger Loser
  16. Bill Scott's Dumb
  17. Body By Auschvitz
  18. Body By Auschwitz
  19. Bonus Track
  20. Bonus Track #3
  21. Bonus Track #5
  22. Brain Dead
  23. Branscombe Richmond
  24. Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
  25. Chump Change
  26. Dead Beat Dads Are Cool
  27. Dead, Gay And Dropped
  28. Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
  29. Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers
  30. Dictators Are Cool
  31. Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
  32. Dumb, Fat and Gross
  33. Easy E Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
  34. Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
  35. Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Sill Suck You Fucking Towelhead
  36. Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed
  37. Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb
  38. Everyone In Limp Bizkit Should Be Killed
  39. Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us
  40. Flower Shop Guy
  41. Furnace
  42. Gloves Of Metal
  43. Greed Is Something That We Don't Need
  44. Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You
  45. Harvey Korman Is Gay
  46. Hebosaurus
  47. Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
  48. Hogging Up The Holocaust
  49. Hootie And The Blowfish
  50. Howard Is Bald
  51. Howard Wulkan (Wesley Willis Version)
  52. Howard Wulkan Is Bald (Acoustic & Jazz Versions)
  53. Howard Wulkan's Bald
  54. Hungry Hungry Hippos
  55. I Ate Your Horse
  56. I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
  57. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
  58. I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present
  59. I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song)
  60. I Fucked Your Wife
  61. I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid
  62. I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Woman
  63. I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
  64. I Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike's
  65. I Hope You Get Deported
  66. I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
  67. I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
  68. I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
  69. I Lit Your Baby On Fire
  70. I Lit Youre Baby On Fire
  71. I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
  72. I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die
  73. I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could Watch It Die
  74. I Noticed That You're Gay
  75. I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
  76. I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
  77. I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human
  78. I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
  79. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
  80. I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
  81. I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
  82. I Wanna Grow Old With You
  83. I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler
  84. I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage
  85. I'm Glad Jazz Faggots Don't Like Us Anymore
  86. I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt
  87. I'm Hitler
  88. I'm In Anal Cunt
  89. I'm Not That Kind Of Boy
  90. I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
  91. If I Can't Have Hair
  92. If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay
  93. In My Heart There's A Star Named After You
  94. Internet Is Gay
  95. Into The Oven
  96. It, You're A Metal Band
  97. Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
  98. Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak
  99. Johnny Violent Getting His Ann Kicked By Morrisey
  100. Just The Two Of Us
  101. Kill Women
  102. Kyle From Incantation Has A Moustache
  103. Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache
  104. Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
  105. Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
  106. Locking Drop Dead In McDonalds
  107. Marc Payson Is A Drunk
  108. Metamorphosis
  109. Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis
  110. Mike Manan's Story
  111. My Woman, My Lover, My Friend
  112. Night On Bald Moutain
  113. Obviously Adopted
  114. Only Reason Men Talk To You Is To Get Laid You Stupid Fucking Cunt
  115. Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt
  116. Picnic Of Love
  117. Pottery's Gay
  118. Punching Joe Bonni's Face In
  119. Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
  120. Recycling Is Gay
  121. Reni Auberjonois
  122. Rich Goyette Is Gay
  123. Richard Butler
  124. Saving Ourselves For Marriage
  125. Shut Up Mike, Pt.2
  126. Shut Up Paul
  127. Stayin Alive
  128. Steroids Guy
  129. Sweatshops Are Cool
  130. Technology's Gay
  131. The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. Is Awesome
  132. The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
  133. The South Won't Rise Again
  134. The Word Homophobic Is Gay
  135. Theme From Three Company
  136. Tim Is Gay
  137. Tom Arnold
  138. Unbelievable
  139. Valujet
  140. Van Full Of Retards
  141. Walker, Texas Corpse
  142. Waterfall Wishes
  143. We Just Disagree
  144. Windchimes Are Gay
  145. Woman, Nature's Punching Bag
  146. Women: Nature's Punching Bag
  147. You (Fill In The Blank)
  148. You Are A Good Food Critic
  149. You Are An Interior Decorator
  150. You Are An Orphan
  151. You Can't Shut Up
  152. You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick
  153. You Drive An Iroc
  154. You Fucking Break
  155. You Go To Art School
  156. You Got Date Raped
  157. You Have Goals
  158. You Keep A Diary
  159. You Live In A Houseboat
  160. You Look Adopted
  161. You Look Divorced
  162. You Own A Store
  163. You Play On A Softball Team
  164. You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
  165. You Rollerblading Faggot
  166. You Sell Cologne
  167. You Should Be Balding
  168. You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)
  169. You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You
  170. You're A Cop
  171. You're A Fucking Cunt
  172. You're A Tready Fucking Pussy
  173. You're Best Friend Is You
  174. You're Dumb
  175. You're Gay
  176. You're In A Coma
  177. You're Old (Fuck You)
  178. You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
  179. You've Got Cancer
  180. You've Got No Friends
  181. Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin
  182. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
  183. Your Kid Is Deformed