hello mudda, hello fadda
here i am at camp granada
camp is very entertaining
they say we'll have some fun when it stops raining

i went hiking with joe spivy
he developed poison ivy
you remeber leonard skinner
he got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner

all the counslers hate the waiters
and the lake has alligators
and the head coach wants no sissies
so he reads to us from something called uylesses

i dont want this, should i scare ya
but my bunk mate has malaria
you remember jeffery hardy
they're about to organize a searching party

take me home, o mudda fudda
take me home, i hate granada
don't leave me out in the forest
where i might get eaten by a bear

take me home, i promise i will not make noise
or mess the house with other boys
o please don't make me stay
i've been here one whole day

dearest fadda, darling mudda
how's my precious little brudda
let me come home, if you miss me
i would even let aunt bertha hug and kiss me

wait a minute, it stopped hailing
guys are swimming, gals are sailing
playing base ball, gee that's bedda
mudda fudda kindly disregard this letter!

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