In the morning
And in the evening
When you think
Youre alone
Too many hours
In your apartment
Has made me
Hard as a stone

Ive tried to crack you
I told you youre the one
But you must have thought
That I have gone
I told you a lotta lies
Just to get laid
But your heart is
Hard as a stone

Youre vicious
But Im a man
Im gonna do
What I can
To remain
Hard as a stone

That little pigeon
Where did you find her
I had to break her
Every bone
Eleven hours
In your pool
No longer
Hard as a stone

She was delicious
Now Im the star
If you wanna be
What you are
Youve gotta be
Hard as a stone
Hard as a stone
Ha-ha-ha-hard as a stone

Youre mean
But Im a man
Its not exactly
What I planned
But it seems
Im hard as a stone
Im hard as a stone
Seems Im hard as a stone